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Beste openingszin van films?
vrijdag 29 juni 2012 om 12:03
Wat vind je de beste openingszin van een film die je kent? In het kader 'je moet het ergens over hebben' kwam dit onderwerp gisteren ter sprake.
Ik twijfel nog tussen:
When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had. (Ace Rothstein, Casino)
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I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery. (Jane Burnham, American Beauty)
Ik twijfel nog tussen:
When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had. (Ace Rothstein, Casino)
en
I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery. (Jane Burnham, American Beauty)
woensdag 4 juli 2012 om 18:59
Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on.
Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats.
Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment.
That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope.
I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.
Openingszin met (niet bepaald kinderachtige) bonus
Johnny Depp in The Libertine. Zijn beste rol ooit (en dat bedoel ik heel serieus), nooit meer door hem geëvenaard (damn), en als je dit hebt gezien wil je Captain Jack Sparrow nooit meer zien.
Waarom heeft die man nooit Shakespeare gedaan of zo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNV2U7V70x8
Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats.
Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment.
That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope.
I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.
Openingszin met (niet bepaald kinderachtige) bonus
Johnny Depp in The Libertine. Zijn beste rol ooit (en dat bedoel ik heel serieus), nooit meer door hem geëvenaard (damn), en als je dit hebt gezien wil je Captain Jack Sparrow nooit meer zien.
Waarom heeft die man nooit Shakespeare gedaan of zo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNV2U7V70x8
